Lol nice! I love Eli's Dirty jokes.
Hmmm...lemme see if I can think of a joke...
Oh! Ok, here goes nothin'....
An old crusty biker has been crusin' the country for months, starting from the east coast heading west...
One day he's riding through some nice countryside just like anyother day, when suddenly he sees a quaint diner. Feeling hungry anyways, he decides to park it at the small resturaunt and have a bite to eat.
When he gets inside he notices the menu is simple, but surprising...
Hamburger........................$2.50
Chicken Sandwich..............$2.50
Handjob............................$20.00
Curious, the biker approaches the lunch counter where an attractive young female is standing.
"Are you the girl who gives the handjobs?" the biker asks.
The pretty young woman smiles knowingly, and winks. "Yes I am."
"Good," the biker continues, "Wash your hands and get me a hamburger."
